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Dead Body :(

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Pretty cheap I guess!

Stupid Cupid + LAFS

A post for the V Day...

First of all I'd like to comment on this chubby little naked fellow with a bow and an arrow (Cupid). Whoever created this creature of lust did a pretty poor job. We always wonder why we have to try so hard to ask out that hottie; its just not our fault, its the Greek amateur with the bow and an arrow! Had it been the Arabs we would have had a better chance considering the magical spells.

Another ridiculous thing is "Love at first sight". The idea is so silly that we should be laughing about it (Abbreviate: LAFS). The simple fact is, its all bulls**t. The problem is, guys won't admit its about the x-factor and girls won't admit its about the attention. Well if it were not the case then we would not have had blue pills (Thank God Neo took the red one!), implants, lip-gloss, mascara (and whatever there is to it).

It should be "Lust at first sight."

Frankly, its quite debatable. As ironic as it may sound there are some positive aspects to it but the catch is most of it is a fluff.

And finally for those who are involved: enjoy it till it lasts; those who are single: you too enjoy it till it lasts.

Amen!

Men are from Earth...

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus

a pretty common and popular phrase nowadays...
sounds quite ridiculous to me!

Just the idea of mating interplanetary species is absurd! (even metaphorically) What Mr. Gray (Author of the book) has done here is, he has made the situation even more complicated and eventually made ordinary people use comments like "I think he's from some other planet!" I'm pretty sure before the launch of the book nobody thought of men and women to be from different planets and saying something like somebody is from another planet existed only in the minds of Cosmology students.

As far as a relationships go I'm no veteran but even I've realized that men and women use, and strongly prefer, the same ways of comforting others – listening, sympathizing and giving thoughtful advice. If the inter-planetary theory is applied here, hitting rock bottom is almost inevitable.

So here's what I suggest...

"Men are from Earth, Women are from Earth... just deal with it!"

or

"Men have testosterone, Women have estrogen. So, there are bound to be differences and complications."

:P