Happy Mother's Day!

Something I stumbled upon today....

• Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't..
• A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.
• Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.
• Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.
• Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.
• The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.
• The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.
• If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.
• The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.
• If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.
• Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.
• Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.
• If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.
• You can't "out mother" your mother. Don't even try.
• Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.
• The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.
• The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.
• All mother's have a "How To" manual. That's because they wrote the book.
• Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.
• Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.
• One mother is company, two is a psychic reading, three is a hen party, four is a bridge club.
• If you don't have time to study the drivers' manual, drive your mother somewhere and get a quick refresher course.
• Mothers always "know." We don't know how - they just do.

Some more Mother's Laws

Enough of Mother's laws, let your mom know how special she is to you.
Once again Happy Mother's Day :)